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Sh*t Slavoj Žižek Says of the Day: Slavoj Žižek has a hate-hate relationship with tulips.

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My relationship towards tulips is inherently Lynchian. I think they are disgusting. Just imagine. Aren’t these some kind of, how do you call it, vagina dentata, dental vaginas threatening to swallow you? I think that flowers are something inherently disgusting. I mean, are people aware what a horrible thing these flowers are? I mean, basically it’s an open invitation to all insects and bees, “Come and screw me,” you know? I think that flowers should be forbidden to children.

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I once saw Žižek give a lecture, and it was exactly like this.

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  1. mindchildofmadness reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Y’know, he actually has a point.
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  5. alpinum reblogged this from ilaned and added:
    flowers are deeesgusting.
  6. perversetoamiracle reblogged this from freibiergesicht and added:
    SLAVOJ POLLINATION IS A WIN-WIN FLOWERS GET POLLINATED INSECTS GET FOOD NO ONE’S PENIS GETS BITTEN OFF WHY ARE YOU...
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  8. christinathena reblogged this from moleend and added:
    Those slutty flowers! Premarital pollination is a sin!
  9. hibernationstation reblogged this from treyisabear and added:
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  14. pocketwatches reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I once saw Žižek give a lecture, and it was exactly like this.
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    I love this man so much.
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